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From: sr-users [mailto:sr-users at kamailio.org]
Sent: Tuesday, May 16, 2017 2:49 AM
To: pokerino76 at libero.it
Subject: Are you kidding?

"Planets?" I squint my eyes  and frown. "Who are you?"

"I am  Prince  Eri. You have proven an excellent tactician and  master  manipulator of public perception." The (wo)man? looked at me with what I  could only describe  as  hunger. Still  rather confused  I ask the only thing I could.

"How  do you  figure  that? I work a  dead end  job looking  after  two  kids that aren't even mine."  I scoff off what  they said.

"Simple. Remember when three months ago you  received  an email  for a game in beta testing?" Wait, the game where I had to  enact policies of  keeping the public opinion of my army  positive  whilst simultaneously attempting to take over the known universe.

"Wait don't tell me...."

"Yes, it  was real. Did you not think it odd how you  were only able  to take over  two planets in three months? You were  silently  giving  us our orders." The  alien smiles?  I don't know. 


"Why?" A  sinking feeling enters the pit of  his stomach.

"Boredom mostly, we were mostly  tired of steam rolling every  planet we saw.  So I devised  the limitation of following  some random  person from Earth's orders. Surprisingly,  the  galactic  opinion of  us improved. We  relied less and  less on genocide.  They now view us as a  benevolent empire seeking to spread freedom and  liberty. Thank you for  that." I stood there dumbstruck. This isn't real, this is a dream.

"Either join us and gain  riches  your entire world could never conceive of, or when we inevitably come  after this planet, watch  it all burn down."

The choice already made for me  I accept.  But if what they say about me is true, then I will teach  them  something that never occurred to their alien minds. 


Humanity.


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